A pretty girl went to the church to make a confession to a priest.  The priest asked her “What’s the matter?”  She then said “My boyfriend did something bad to me.”  The pastor now kissed her and said “Did he do this to you?”  “No!” she said.  He hugged her and asked “Did he do this to you?”  “No!” she said again.  He now pulled off her clothes and had sex with her and asked “Did he do this to you?”  “No!” she replied again.  “What is the thing he did that’s making you cry?”  The the girl said “He gave me AIDS.”  The pastor then fainted.